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First it went fwwosh, then it went ffffroooom! Then the fire department came and it went hsssssss
Usually, when I think I’ve got worries (Noboooody knows the trouble I’ve seen! / Nobooooody knows my soooooroooow), something happens to knock a little perspective into me.
In this case, “something” was a car, parked in Beverly Hills, spouting flames eight or ten feet into the night air for no discernible reason (though in my professional opinion*, somebody had torched the thing on purpose, and just moments before I came upon it).
*My services as a professional freelance conjecturer are available at very reasonable rates. Just ask!
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